Slip into this cozy hoodie and let the design do the talking. The vintage-style graphic reads “I did the math. It’s still a no.” — a dry, clever line for people who appreciate blunt humor and calm confidence. The black, medium-heavy fabric and double-lined hood feel warm without bulk. A roomy kangaroo pocket keeps hands warm and stores small essentials. Subtle distressed colors in the print give it a lived-in, retro vibe that works layered under a jacket or worn solo on brisk mornings. This is for someone who values comfort, a clean silhouette, and humor that doesn’t need to shout.
Wear it to casual meetups, study sessions, late-night coding, or quick errands. It fits into low-key wardrobes and pairs easily with jeans or joggers. The embroidered and printed options make it feel handcrafted while the tear-away label keeps the neck itch-free. Produced with durable fibers that hold prints well, it keeps that witty message readable wash after wash.
Product features - Medium-heavy 50/50 cotton-poly blend for cozy warmth and durability - Spacious kangaroo pouch pocket to keep hands warm or carry essentials - Color-matched drawcord and double-lined hood for comfort and lasting structure - DTG/DTF printing options with available embroidery placements for crisp, long-lasting graphics - Tear-away label and OEKO-TEX-certified dyes; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions - Tumble dry: medium - Iron, steam or dry: low heat - Do not dry-clean - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
