This midweight crewneck sweatshirt carries a wry, sarcastic message in bold, layered typography — for people who wear their humor plainly. The soft 50/50 cotton–poly blend feels warm without weight, the ribbed collar and cuffs hold shape through repeat wears, and double-needle stitching keeps it together after many wash cycles. The graphic sits center chest in retro block colors that pop against the black fabric, creating an offbeat, conversational look you can pull on for errands, study sessions, or nights in with friends. It’s comfortable, low-fuss, and made with OEKO‑TEX certified dyes and ethically sourced US cotton, so it looks good and checks practical boxes too.
Product features - Medium‑heavy 50/50 cotton‑poly blend (8.0 oz/yd²) for warmth and durability - Ribbed collar and cuffs with double‑needle stitching for shape retention - Tubular knit construction (no side seams) for a smooth, clean fit - Center‑chest printed design, embroidery options available on chest or wrists - Made in Nicaragua; OEKO‑TEX dyes and US Cotton Trust Protocol compliant
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dry-clean
