Lightweight confidence wrapped in a soft, dependable crewneck. This sweatshirt carries a wry, math-nerd sense of humor — an illustrated calculator and crossed-out total announcing, “I did the math. It’s still a no.” It sits casually on the body with a classic crew neckline and clean lines, so it works as an easy layer for late-night study sessions, campus lectures, or low-key coffee runs. The muted print colors pop on the dark fabric without shouting, and the soft 50/50 cotton-poly blend keeps it cozy without overheating. Wear it when you want to make a dry joke without saying a word — a comfortable, durable piece that feels lived-in from day one.
Theme/Features: Wry math humor, calculator and receipt illustration, muted vintage palette, embroidered/printed options Target Audience: Students, teachers, accountants, introverted humor lovers, math lovers Occasions: Campus life, exam week, casual workdays, study nights, informal gatherings
Product features - 50/50 cotton-poly medium-heavy (8.0 oz/yd²) for durability and comfort - Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a smooth, polished look - Ribbed collar and double-needle stitching at seams for shape retention and long-lasting wear - DTG prints with DTF inner neck labels, embroidery available on chest and wrists - OEKO-TEX dyes and ethically grown US cotton; meets safety and compliance standards
Care instructions - Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F) - Non-chlorine: bleach as needed - Tumble dry: low heat - Do not iron - Do not dry-clean
